Monty the Globe-Trotter
As you may well know, Monty loves to travel. Here, you can keep up-to-date with all of his latest jollies and read the news about his adventures as it happens.

News from Thailand
Monty has finally left good 'ol Blighty for the 'culture' of Thailand. He has promised to keep us updated with news and photo's 'as it happens'. We wish him all the best with his adventures.

UPDATE - Monty seen in lap-dance club with lady-boys
It's official - Photographic evidence to follow

Saturday 11/10/03 sees the welcome return of our intrepid explorer - only briefly though, as he's off again shortly.

What's hot and what's not in Cornwall

Recent communication from Monty suggests that he is more than happy spending time with his relatives.  It's pasties galore, and sleeping with family has never felt better. 

Worrying times ahead, however as we have had no communication with Monty since his departure for Cornwall.  What have those incestuous Cornish gits done with our intrepid explorer??  We have distributed a MISSING poster (See Opposite) - If anyone has any information as to his where-a-bouts, please contact us via the email link on this site.  We wish Monty a safe and swift return.  Also, if anyone offers you Mole Pasty, please twat the living crap out of them.  Our prayers are with Monty's family during these difficult times.